Eric Elbogen, the mysterious man behind the band Say Hi, formerly known as Say Hi To Your Mom, fills out the ubiquitous OkCupid questionnaire. Here’s what his theoretical online dating profile would look like:
I am Perturbed, Deprived, and Elated.
I like making records at home, and not much of anything else. Except for grapefruit. I like grapefruit.
What I’m doing with my life
Livin’ the dream, man. Livin’ the dream.
I’m really good at
Making lists, Ms. Pacman, procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
My killer beard and buns of steel.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like multi-novel, epic fiction. Don’t have a favorite movie. I like burritos and Thai.
The six things I could never do without
My API preamps, my Distressors, Reason, my Saucony shoes, cable television, my own apartment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between hardware and software compressors, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hiding from the rest of the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You should message me if
You don’t mind not getting a response.
[Well, good luck ladies. --Editor]